Been doing a little weeding in here lately. I need to clean this page up. If you haven't been to my site in a while, you may have missed some of these links. Enjoy.
Obscure Patents This is a gallery of obscure patents. There is some goofy shit in here. Top 20 Strangest Gadgets Some of these are really cool and some are just insane. Look at the safe briefs! Smelleze That dead body stinking up your basement or car trunk? Get this! The Roomba When you're just too lazy to vacuum yourself..... I want one of these! Yanko Design Some pretty neat ideas and inventions. Seasonshot.com Shoot your dinner and season it at the same time. I have a rather large list of people I would like to season! So Immature.com A fine place to shop online, its like I died and went to immaturity heaven. T-Shirt Hell.com I just found that some of the slogans on the shirts were hilarious. Video Headstones Oh don't even get me started.... I will plan my video starting now!
How to Guides
Paper Airplane Construction. Tips to help you make that killer paper airplane. I have my own ideas , but i can't discuss them until the patent goes through. Build a Batphone Oh come on! Ya know ya always wanted to! Tampon Crafts.com And a little something for the ladies.... How to make a tampon gun. Home Made Sex Toys Large Please? This site is basically harmless but may best be viewed from home. Yes there are links to everything... It's a shame I have to shell out for a jumbo barrel o popcorn to complete this task. Mouse Trap Racers If you need a hobby, why not build mouse trap cars? Build your own gas mask. Well in case you don't already have one.... Build your own hooves What? Thank god for this site! This has been a dream of mine for years now...
Sparklepants This guy walks around New York city in a naked suit. The world's strongest women WONDERFUL! Where the hell is the world's most quiet woman!? Bobby Badfingers Featured on the Stern show a few years ago, this guy is a fast snapper. Click the audio link. Short Arm Guy.com Just another douchebag to laugh at. Welcome To Tourettes Guy I don't know if this is funny or just stupid? I thinked I laughed at the fact that it was ridiculous. Tatooed Disney Guy This might just be stupid... but what the hell? Godess Bunny Remember that vid I posted with the weird chick in the tap dancing outfit? Well this her....or him?
Religion
Priests rape boys.com Ok the site caught my eye......I havent even looked yet, will you? End of the world Here's a site for the optimistic! Here are some predictions you can follow. The Church Of Body Modification Good grief! Holy Laughter A type of Penicostal religious ceremony where people flop around like idiots, laughing hysterically because of the holy spirit. Saw video on CNN. (Wish I taped it) Get Behind Jesus.com Ok this one takes the cake! When people start seeing visions of Jesus on their dog's ass...I'm done! The Brick Testament Bible stories with legos!?!?!?!?!????
Bathroom Humor
The Bumper Dumper Sent by my boss Sam, atta girl! I wonder if these can be bolted to a bedside? How much is it worth? Most people shit at work, this calculates the time you take shitting and puts a dollar amount on it. Its in English pounds, until I find the American equivalent... you do the conversion! Fish N Flush They say fish relax you..... so why not? Diarrhea bandit.com Ya'll seen a really shitty mess in a public bathroom before? A very tasteless site about a guy who takes photos of public restroom messes left behind.. Inflatable Potty Inflate and deficate! At first I thought they were just for kids but they even have adult sizes! Take a whiff.com Don't tell me your shit don't stink! Unless you are using this! And remember? Choosy assholes, choose whiff.... Thank you.... Farts.com Oh come on? Everyone likes farts!
Lunar Embassy Buy property in space (believe me I'm saving up.) I gotta get the hell outta here! Zodiac Killer Pretty cool site about the Zodiac Killer. Area 51 A collection of photos from a guy who got as close as he could. Chernobyl Photos Some black & White photos of victims. Check out the kid with the big head. Chernobyl Looking for better sites about Chernobyl but here is some info for now. Columbine Victims Columbine victims killed April 20th 1999. Truth about bowling for Columbine A page dispelling myths about the Michael Moore Columbine documentary. Dead or alive? Want to know what celebs are still around? Baby Boomer Death Clock Here you can keep an eye on the death toll of the bastards sucking up the social security for our generation! (I had to come up with a crazy link since I have been so inactive, but wait...there's more) Saddam Hanging You know ya wanna. The Zombie Survival Guide Just in case! Cnn.com Video of the bridge collapse. Tragic accidents, murders and death. Hey this stuff is interesting! China's Death Vans A look at China's mobile execution vans. Cremation Jewelry This is just the first site I found while looking, but it gives you an idea that 1. It exists. And 2. Theres a market.... UFO abduction Insurance UFO abduction insurance. What do you mean you don't have it? Odds Of Dying Wonder what your odds are? Look here! World Trade Center UFO? There IS someone out there that wastes more time than me! Ghost Study.com Many photos taken with apparent "Ghosts" in the photo. Entertaining. NDEP The Near Death Experimental Procedure.
Bullshit? or no Bullshit?
Search For Robin Hood Was Robin Hood real? Thomas Hewitt real or not? Apparently the character in the texas Chainsaw massacre was fictional... 911 Burger King Call This is an actual call from a Burger King Drive through. Recording and transcript included. This woman should be arrested for being an enormous dummy. Truth Or Fiction.com A real nice site if you have some time. Lots of interesting topics here for a rainy day. Brian Peppers Here is the link from snopes.com about Brian Peppers. I'll look for the Ohio sex offender site I found earlier.
Funny Flash
Poke the bunny Don't poke it too much though! Cats as Food Recently there was a discussion about Chinese people eating cats at work. I found this. Mentos A twisted flash presentation. Farting Elves No matter how old I get, farts will always be funny! The end of the world Another Flash presentation that made me laugh. Badger Badger Play this and you may not get it out of your head for the entire day. Dungeons & Dragons This is a cleverly put together rip on Dungeons & Dragons players. Funny I don't know what this is but I laughed. If you can't sleep Try a counting sheep. Easter Bunny Rap LOL I was entertained for a second. Angry Spam Call. Ok this is what I believe is an actual call from some guy to a company of him yelling at them to remove him from their e-mail list, set to flash animation. If its real, we all know where he is coming from. Smurfs Lost Episode Entertaining and creative flash site. Stick Figure Olympics. A very humorous and creative cartoon I guess it is? Made me laugh.
Who's yer Daddy? A news story of a woman who posed as a man and went on the run with her children. Disgusting news Man had 5 Botfly Larvae removed from his head. Man Sells Beagle for Beer German man sells daughter's beagle for $53 to buy beer. Panty Thief News: Man Arrested for stealing panties. Can you masturbate during Ramadan? Find out here! Thanks Louis! Goat Wedding Sudanese man forced to marry a goat. Thanks Mahoney! Lebanon Photo Fraud Wes sent me this link. Nice, real nice... Elvis Teddy Bear Murdered. This is an MSN news site with a video clip. News This is kinda nuts. Sacked 4 yr old gets sacked in the end zone. Keep your fucking kids off the field, you big dummy! Ham Crime? New Hampshire middle school student suspended for hate crime....with a ham steak. Here is a fun forum to read on the topic. Naked Nacho Cheese Guy Cops nab naked man covered in nacho cheese. Saddam on Hunger Strike? This story is 3 months old now. Guess he's a big pussy or he'd be long dead by now. Pussy is my guess. Columbine-like plot busted. 2 Missouri teens are busted in a Columbine-like plot to mark anniversary of Columbine. Frog Boy I'm jealous, he's slightly better looking than me! Nap on a lap I have heard of lap dances, but lap naps? This is creepy! Seattle Shooting. Here is a news blurb about the Seattle zombie rave shooting. Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders I know this story is a few weeks old but its still fun. Face Transplant Oh god, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. A DQ mindless attack. This is one of my all time favorites! Brought to you by Danni. May the Stupidity be with you.. A lightsaber duel gone bad. Elmo's Fuck up Yet another muppet in the news. An elmo toys asks "Who wants to die?" These muppets are starting to creep me out!
Music or Radio Related
Pandora.com Create your own radio station. Saw this on the news this morning and tried it out. Pretty cool. Bud Light Radio Commercials Here is a bunch of those Real American Genius Bud Light commercials to listen to. Create a band This is mildly entertaining. Howard Stern.com If you are a fan and havent checked it out, what are you waiting for? 610 WIP Philly's Sports Talk Radio. Want to know what Philly is saying? You can listen live 24-7 right here. Song-o-Meter This was very amusing try it out Jam-o-Meter From the creators of the above site. This one may be a little better. Sixties City A retro site for the 1960's Parental Advisory This is a site that involves stories of Censorship in music. I found it interesting. Top 40 Charts Download music and never know what to get? Here are top 40 charts for any year that may help you. Windows Noises. Where do I find these sites? Who Knows? I just bring em to you when I do. This is just WAY TOO NEAT!
The Mummification Of Beavis Some dude's pet rat died and he decided to give mummify it like the ancient Egyptians. A Step by step documentation of the mummification of a rat. Well with the mouse story and all... Horse Roadkill Older story but still on the web. Horse dies on highway after falling from trailer. Alabama Record Boar 11 year old kid bags record boar with a pistol. Asian Carp Asian Carp attack humans. Beware! Very funny video. Hampster powered phone charger Now Hampsters are good for 2 things! When cloning goes wrong Some interesting photoshop work of animal hybrids. Unknown Creature Photos of an unknown creature found by Russian soldiers Why dogs growl I thought this was interesting... Cats that look like Hitler.com Sent by the one and only Kitchenwitch. Duck Callers Looking for that perfect duck call? Or just care to scare off 8 yr old boys? Go here. Ok outta context that may sound bad.......inside joke... Oh Deer! Deformed deer news story. MSNBC Article MSNBC post on CY the one-eyed cat. Sheep Fucker caught. Sent by the lovely Danni, this guy was caught banging a sheep. Alan Goats? The pussy that bit back What a world! Stuff On My Cat.com Sent to me by cat lover, Kitchenwitch! This site is great! Cat Boxing.com Well? What do you think it is? Beer for dogs. Sit down and share a brew with mans best friend. Animal Hair Clothes Yes you too can have your pets fur made into clothes. Cat Abscess Make sure you ate first! Thanks Silage. Ewww! Tyson the Skateboarding Dog This is really neat. Check out the video. Goat Trauma Yes its a tough subject, but I feel its something we ALL can relate to. The Infamous Exploding Whale The story is great. The video is even better! If you dont have high speed it takes quite some time for the vid. Check the "letters" link at the bottom. People can be so fucking touchy! Pets with their heads in bags of food Ummm, Pets with their heads in bags of food.... Great White Sharks Just some cool pictures of great white sharks, they make neat backgrounds. Taco Bell Dog For anyone who ever liked him, I didn't. The Infinate Cat Project Pictures of cats, looking at cats, looking at cats........and so on, and so on
The Toy Isle
Tick Tock Toys Lots of older pictures of things. I like the cereal boxes section. Matchbox Cars Most of my generation will appreciate this. I had a ton of these! I spend some time looking at all of them. Vintage Toy Encyclopedia. Type in a toy and it should bring you a page of any of thousands of different toys. Toy Adz.com Gotta love these sites. Time Warp Toys.com Another site for old toys.
Color Test Right and left side brain color test. Monday's Test A small test that was passed around at work. Drinkometer Just a fun site to rate your drinking habits. 80's Lyrics Quiz Dawn and Danni, you two would like this. Are you going to hell Yes, another "are you going to hell" test. According to this test I will be banished to the 2nd Level of hell. Which is pretty high up on the list I might add. Try it and share your score with the rest of us. Guess Who's the Jew! See how good you are at spotting Jews! Well this goes nicely with the racist theme huh?
Art
Dr Seuss In honor of Dr. Suess being 101. Here is some advertising artwork from Seuss himself. Art or Crap? Another little picture quiz. See how you do. Fantasy Art.com A collection of fantasy art. Bar Code Art This guy makes pictures from bar coding. Kinda cool. Digital Erotic Art Harmless but not for work. Really kinda cool though. < Domino Art. This is worth a look. This guy does portraits with dominos. H R Giger The guy who does that Alien Art.
Gangs & The Mob
Aryan Brotherhood A site to help explain a prison gang notorious for murder in prison. Know Gangs.com Learn about gangs in general. Gangland.com Online Gangland database. I honestly haven't gone through this one, just thought it might be interesting. Mob Tapes These are supposed to be real mob taped telephone calls, who knows? Street Gangs Interesting site.
TV, Movies and Video.
Pauly Shore gets punched. Watch Pauly Shore get brave at a comedy show until someone comes up on stage and punches him right in the face. Probably long overdue. Kramer's Racist Tirade Watch as Michael "Kramer" Richards has a racist meltdown after being heckled at a comedy club. Friday The 13th A fan site about all of the movies. Dancing Accidents A video of dancing accidents. Marky Munster One man's obsession with the TV show... The Munsters. Butch Patrick's Page Thanks to KAB we all know now how Butch Patrick looks these days! Eddie Murphy James Brown "Hot Tub" skit. People Falling Over.com A wonderful site dedicated to video of people tripping, slipping and falling on their asses. Wrong Guy Common man was mistaken for an expert on internet music and dragged onto the BBC set to be interviewed. VERY FUNNY. Another classic Silage.... IVideoCode.com A place to watch music videos of your favorite artists. Caught banging a blowup doll Just what it says...Sent in by Master Yoda, What the hell is worse than this? I Love 3's Company A 3's Company fan site I found while looking for Don Knotts stuff. Vote For The Worst Here is our chance to fuck up American Idol and ban together to vote for the "Worst" American Idol. You Tube Video A video clip of a gymnastics stunt that is pretty wild. Thanks Silage. King Of The Hill A King Of The Hill Website. The voice actor page Find out who did the voices for various cartoon characters. TVOver.net Free internet TV stations. You need Quicktime to view. Pretty neat! Don Knotts Dead at 81 Sad actually... Shrine to Knotts Just a Don Knotts fan site.. Useless Movie quotes Over 2600 quotes from over 220 movies Guzer.com A bunch of crazy vids. Movie Sounds Central A great place for Movie sound clips. American Idol American Idol Homepage. Mel's Diner A site about the TV Show "Alice" right Danni? Da Nerd.com Another site for video clips. Film Critic.com Check out what people say about movies.
Al Lowe's Humor site. Thanks to Larry for finding this one. I browsed it and some of the vids are cool. Al's opinion of funny differs slightly from mine, but there is some good shit on here. Retro Junk.com This is sorta neat, although its for the generation just behind most of us. Lots of old commercials and movie trailers from the mid to late 80s here. Quahog News.com A great site about the Family guy. (Which I havent been impressed with lately!)" Former Child Stars Dispell myths, find out where they are or what they have been up to. ACME Products You remember all the stuff the coyote used to get the roadrunner? Castro Tripping Anyone catch the Casto tripping video? Well here it is! Stupid Videos.com Not all are good, but there is some funny shit on here. Ruined Endings Don't ya hate the guy who tells ya the whole movie before ya even saw it? Now ya don't need him! Conan Obrien This is sorta big BUT ITS FANTASTIC! Its that wiseass dog that does interviews at A STAR WARS CONVENTION! HILARIOUS! Simpsons Archive Detailed info on episodes of the simpsons, I use this to search for episode I want to download. Film Sound Cliches Awesome site for learning about movie sound effects. TV Shows Just a lot of info on TV Shows. TV Commercials Now.com Vids of some funny TV commercials. DJ Jan The Man This is a 70's online radio station I listen to at work. Happened to look at his site and he works the Jersey shore area. Its a good station. Buckwood's Seinfeld page Just a site about Seinfeld. I liked it. The Censored Cartoon Page I found this site surfing. I'm sure all of you will enjoy this site. 70slivekidvid.com Simply a site dedicated to 70's Saturday Television. Brought back some memories
Internet Nuts
Xmission.com The closest guy to Jesus. This is humor... Ebaum's World This site has been circulated at my job, I havent had time to look at it, you be the judge. I hear its funny, You tell me. Somethingawful.com Another internet nut! Check out the Legal threats link.
Crackz Tons of program cracks codes and keygens. File Scavenger I lost the entire contents of an important hard drive. I bought this program and it was fantastic. Windows Updates 7-14-04 Some simple things can be done to prevent simple pc problems. One is getting all of your critical updates. 5 or 6 new ones came out in the past few days. Go here, click on scan for updates, and get all the ones named under the "critical" catagory. You will most likely have to reboot after installation. These are important to the well being of your system. Especially 2000 and XP users. Windows XP Codecs Download a video you can seem to view? You are probably missing codecs. Get em here free. Annoyances.org I plan to post more links like this as I find good ones. This site will aid you in fixing small and or annoying PC problems. Stinger A neat, FREE little fix-it program for ridding certain viruses. I highly suggest it. Bootdisk.com You can make get bootdisks here. Most people don't bother to have one for their system. I suggest you take a minute and get one here. Fits on a floppy disk. Windows XP Tips Helpful Windows XP Tips step by step.
Acid Survivors.org Yes a site for those who survived acid attacks such as acid being ingested or thrown in their face. Home Made Sex Toys Large Please? This site is basically harmless but may best be viewed from home. Yes there are links to everything... It's a shame I have to shell out for a jumbo barrel o popcorn to complete this task. Zip code Thing I dunno at one point I thought it was cool enough to show ya... The resturant Report Card Enter your zipcode and enter or read reviews of area resturants. Do Not Call.gov Stop tele-marketing calls to your home. It will take you 5 mins to register.
Sports
Sports Logos If you need a sports logo this place has some. Dallas Cowboy Hater A site devoted to hating the Cowboys. Looks a little old but who cares? Stubhub.com A place to buy and sell unused tickets Hockey Fight Video Check out this kick ass hockey fight from Romania. Thanks Wes! Fan Till Death Sent to me by the one and only "Jen" Yeah a girl I met outside my work who works for an entirely different company who I find super cool that I used to smoke a cig with........Hows that Jen? These are photos of a, lets say... "different kind of viewing" Read and follow directions for pics. NFL All Criminal Team A lineup of NFL criminal players. NFL History.net A great site for any NFL information. Oakland Raiders? A sad Raiders website, I posted in his guestbook. About that time of year to go back and get under his skin again. Tell him how much the raiders suck in his guestbook.
Lookin' For A Catagory (If there is one!)...
3d images for web site design When I get images I like to link them to my site. Naked Cheese Guy Another dated news story but worthy nevertheless... News Firefighter arrested This is a little dated but I found the story saved in my favorites and I don't think I used it yet. Enjoy. Windows Vista feature for XP If you wanted to change the way your windows open in XP like they do in Vista check this out. 24 Sent by Christine, this is a spoof on the TV show 24. What if 24 were filmed with technology from 10-15 years ago? Road Rage on Tape Watch this idiot act up, get knocked out and get arrested. AdClassix.com Dedicated to classic advertising.
Bud Dwyer Video I remember googling this one day to see if it was still available. It is.. Bud Dwyer shoots self on live TV.
Extend Wi-Fi Range I may actually try this out. Deer butt aliens If you are running out of gift ideas this year. Get a deer butt alien! My Prohibition Info I'm a few days late on posting this link, (I was drunk) A little about The "Noble" Experiment..... Prohibition. Happy 75th Anniversary! Conversation with a scammer This is an e-mail exchange with a wiseass and an internet e-mail scammer. Put aside 10-15 minutes of your life to read this. I found it hilarious! Jimmy Dean Sausage This is a phone message left my an uptight Texan explaining his disgust with Jimmy Dean Sausage. Top 100 Hits of 1987 A little trivia as far as the top hits of 1987 due to my recent attendance of my 20 year highschool reunion. Walk like an Egyptian? "The Finger" Just a little info about the middle finger and how to give it. You can also view the origin at this site.(Submitted by Matt P) FU Matt! Mr. Whipple Bio Bio of Dick Wilson (Mr. Whipple) Ho Ho Ho a No No No? This may just take the cake. Santas in Sydney Australia banned from saying "Ho Ho Ho" Why do we yawn? This came up in conversation at work so I googled it.... Animals to Coats Ratio This site is in French but you can see how many of a specific animal it takes to make a coat out of them. Celebrity Skin Not what you think it is, just look at what you can apparently buy.... Beautiful Agony.com Boy they have sites for everything! User submitted clips of men and women having the big "O" (from the neck up no nudity here) I just found it rather odd. Hannah Montana tickets If you have a young girl that wants to see Hannah Montana for under 2,500 hundred bucks, go here! Video Code Zone.com A place to watch many different types of music videos. Retro Crush.com Bad costumes of yester year. Who the fuck was an Asteroid? Check em all out, but click "Monsters" to see the one I had on. How to Build a Corpse You too can make your own corpse with this guide. Photos of Boobies You have to see this for yourself... Cow Pie Clocks.com These clocks are the shit! I think this may be a good gift for my Mom's place. GodsArk.org If you want to help fund the rebuilding of Noah's Ark or if you just want to send these retards vulgar e-mail..... Go here! Cost Of Sex.com Go ahead fill out the form! Find out what it costs you! Porn Bread.com Get all your x-rated recepies here! Aqua Pub Get your aqua bar right here! This would be cool. Boob Stare Game Now this just cracked me up, the object of this game is to stare at this chicks boobs for as long as you can witout getting caught.... Mouse head found in Lima beans Woman finds mouse head in can of lima beans and doesn't sue. Bravo! I am so glad she didn't suffer 74 million in damages.... Way to go lady! Best Cheesesteaks.com Here you can find out where the best steaks are if you leave the state of PA, or you can submit your favorite place. The Twinkies Project Insane, rigorous testing of Twinkies. Save The Bald Beaver.org This is a VERY worthy cause... Watch Grass Grow.com My site is about as interesting as watching grass grow.... well not quite as exciting. Go here to compare! The Sheep Market.com 1000 drawings of sheep made by people at work apparently. Starburst Lawsuit Woman sues maker's of Starburst because.... They are too chewy! Hyperhero.com Don't ask..... I found it on a worst websites list somewhere. (It's even worse than mine) Dangerous Sports Club Just a few pics of a human catapult. Sex on the street Guy took a photo of 2 people having sex on a mattress on the street that his neighbor threw out outside his home. Vote For TheWorst.com America at it's very best... Live Mexican Border Cam I know there are actual live cams out there. I will eventually find a better one. NERO The New England Role Playing Organization. When playing role playing games just isn't enough... Dog the bounty Hunter The official site of Duane Chapman. Check it out Brah! How to complain.com The proper way to complain. All I do is bitch and moan... Disturbing Auctions.com An interesting waste of time. Another Fucking Town This goes with the story I posted about the town of Fucking Thanks again Christine. We all know what is on your mind. Death Switch.com Send e-mails after you are dead. Imagine wanting to ruin someone, tell someone off or rat someone out...AFTER you're dead? This is fantastic! Is it normal.com Submit a question or situation and have others comment on if it is normal or not. Airplane Ice This happened last night not too far from where I live. Nazi Gingerbread Men In the spirit of the religious holiday season.... Watch the news clip here. Giant Jaw Tumor Oh man this would suck! How to disappear Now here is a site I'd like to study a bit more.... Ball Bra.com Try this! IF YOU GOT THE BALLS! Punkin Chunkin Page This is a page that I am creating. I have 23 pics and 2 vids from Punkin Chunkin 06 Work in Progress... Street Matress.com Yes a website where people turn in photos of mattresses found on the street or in transport. Photo Special effect Just a neat thing to look at. MP&N Rail Road I dunno, guys with train sets are kinda odd. But this railroad is the shit! LPSG.org Large Penis Support Group.... for those of you who may suffer from this problem.. Barbie in the Bighouse Someone took some time to make this. One of a kind house. House for sale with a 4 story below ground bomb shelter built in. Pirate to English Translator. Here is a pirate to English translator if you need help. I Park Like an Idiot.com Ever see that one asshole that parks crooked or so close to you you can hardly get in or out of your car? Buy these bumper stickers and strike back. Web Pages That suck.com A community of people who submit bad websites and rate them. I love it! I'm not just a member, I submitted my own site.... Vampire Freaks.com The shooter from the Canadian college had a profile on here. Goth is so gay! Make me watch tv.com You can suggest what some dude watches and then watch him watch it? It grabbed my stupid attention! Requiem of a rookie card. An article speaking of the decline in baseball card collecting. Secret Blog Injection Watch the video, read the posts. And then post yourself! I DID! Urban Cougar.com A "not so" Secret Society of women who like younger men... Listen up you old bats! (cough, Christine & KAB) Penis Gourd.com I saw a show about tribes that wore these. Loincloths A site where all Loincloth wearers can come together. Monobrow.com It's just what you think it is! The Monkey Ball You know.....that brain looking thing that falls from trees? Tip The Pizza Guy.com Please take care of your pizza guy? In fact give him double what you would a vallet! Computer Problem Here is a problem I havent run into yet! Cheap Ass Cereal Hall Of Fame. These lame spinoffs of popular cereals were a discussion at work the other day. My favorite is "Apple Yos" American Snipers A website devoted for donations so that snipers have the very best equipment. Real? I dunno... Gross Specimens Pictures of things in jars. Ok so my links arent all winners but you will look! Storm Sounds I like storms so here is a site that offers a few sounds. Hold The Button I am tempted to do this and challenge some of you assholes! Heres a stupid site that I will probably use when I have some spare time. Name Tag Guy And I thought "I" was a dork! License Plates Pictures of License plates from just about anywhere. Stinky Meat Project I was thoroughly entertained with this one. I found myself reading the entire site. Became friends with maggots, read other's comments and watch as meat rots. storTroopers Just something to play with... The woman who vomited frogs. Oh what the hell do you want outta me anyway? Kitchenwitch In case you missed the near miss with dueling Kitchenwitches, here is her webpage. Virtual Pet. Take care of a squeeb! Stormgasm.com.com Pictures of tornadoes, clouds, rainbows and other weather related crap. Rate My Mullet.com It's just what you think it is! Burger "King" Masks May be a little late, but I suppose if you wanted it.... Overheard In New York These are parts of conversations overheard by people in New York City. Thanks Eileen! Older Sesame Street Photos Some photos of that show we all used to watch, and sometimes still do when its on.........don't tell me im the only one... Eepybird.com I have not seen this yet (I hate quicktime) But wes sent it, it must be decent. "The Mentos & Coke Experiment. Ugly People.com Very amusing.
Subliminal I dunno I found it fun to look at. I'd like to make a personalized one of these for my site. The Chris Burke Official Website. You know? That retarded kid from the TV show life goes on? I wonder what it would cost me to book him for a party? National Underwear Day? Is there a day for everything? Bachelorette Party Cakes Well? Something for the ladies too! Conspiracy Archive You have to like to read but this will keep you entertained. The Handlebar Moustache Club How can you be proud of this? You fucking douchebags! IMVU A 3D chat program that looks kinda cool. Karla & Paul Saw a story on this recently. One Ontairo's more famous serial killers may soon be released. Intersting story (there are a few chapters to read) Lesbian Phone call I've often wanted this but ya gotta pay? Retro Halloween Costumes Sent by Danni, here is a site looking back at old cheesy halloween costumes. Check out the link for the worst of all time. Jesus I remember the Jaws one, what was that 1977? The Aristocrats Joke Sent by Danni, I havent yet gone through it. inSPOT LA Living in LA with AIDS? Well here is a special way to let your partner know..... Anonymous e-mail? How sweet. Chat on the moon! This here, is really neat! Its an interactive chat, with moon graphics. You can run around, ride moon buggies, and chat! It's full of dorks! But it may be fun, if we all got on and chatted. Try it out! small download. Ding Fries Are Done Originally sent by my retarded friend Dawn, Ding Fries are done! Including lyrics! The Chris Burke Fan Club I dunno, in case you wanted to join and drop my link or something... Sweet thunder. Havent seen much of this yet. This guy found cassette tapes and just posted whatever was on them. Indigo Children Look at this bunch of shit! Men who look like Kenny Rogers.com Jesus I dunno!? It's retarded just like everything else on this site. Rapper Dentist It's something to read anyway... Washable Pads Yes, just what you ladies have been looking for. Washable Maxi pads! (Just don't throw em in with the whites!) Napoleon Dynamite Sounds Danni sent me this. (Bet she sat there like an asshole for hours playing all the sounds..Thanks Danni (I did too) Crash Bonsai This guy makes car accident bonsai trees. I like it! Store Wars This was sent to me at work by Telza, its a little movie about Star Wars with food store products. Restless Leg Syndrome If you have this problem, don't tell your friends.... And lets give credit where credit is due, thanks for this one Kitchenwitch! Cow drum solo This was thoroughly entertaining and i don't know why. Create a drum solo with a cow, then watch it. Prisoner's Dictionary Planing on doing a little time? Here's all the jailhouse lingo you may want to brush up on first. Famous Birthdays.com Find out what a-hole celebrity has the same birthday as you.... Muppet Central.com I am looking feverishly for this video clip online, go here and see what I'm looking for. Any info, let me know. Tom Cotter The website of comedian, Tom Cotter. He's pretty good! The Cathedral This website looks as if it could be cool, I just don't know what it is. Do you? Subliminal messages. A small flash presentation on subliminal messages in advertising. Vibrating Tongue Rings Vibrating tongue rings?, for what? Horror.com For fans of horror Sexual Positions Sexual positions (with stick figures) Hey ya may learn somethin! Wills Thrills This is a great example of a "blog" Its an online journal. This guy is sorta interesting too. May Star Surfed in here by accident. Was hypnotized by the song. Interesting site. Superman No1 Into comic books? Im not! Who is? But if yo want to see what Superman Number 1 looked like. Go here. I CAN drive 55 Forum where people comment on the college kid's social experiment. Opinions! OPINIONS! Nuclear Testing Photos I dunno, I found it cool to look at. Dumb Moments.com Just the first few entries made me laugh... Siren Portly internet goddess and self proclaimed BiTcH from MSN chat. Shes all that and 60 lbs... Ya might think about tossing a salad in every now and then sweetheart. And lets see your green card huh? Get the fuck outta here.... Pig! Look her up shes even more annoying in chat. Mailbox Pictures A collection of pictures of mailboxes. Oh FU they arent all gems! Caroll Spinney The man behind Big Bird. Desktop Project This site is snaphots of peoples desktops. You can upload your own if you care to. Mine is a mess! Hitler's Escape Here is some information on a book written about theories that Hitler had escaped Germany and not committed suicide. Sticker Giant.com I found some of these bumper stickers amusing. Write like an Egyptian Translate english to hyroglyphics. Atomic Bombing. How to protect yourself, in case you were curious... The Musacha tapes A few samples of very funny prank phone calls. One titled "Defective Dog" Is fabulous! Celebrity Mugshots See celebritys at their worst. Smoking Gun.com Another celebrity mugshot page. Anomalies Unlimited I havent gone all the way through this one but there is some good shit on here. Phonespelling.com Type in your number and see what words can be made out of it. I Hate My Cubicle.com Just another variety site worth a look. Pearly Whites.com This is a webcam set up in a dental office. I've only seen it at night when no one is in the chair. Its live. 6/6/06 Some links to help explain. Freegans? Ha ha! FUCK YOU! Wheelchair Junkie.com ok........ Starbucks Everywhere This asshole wants to visit every Starbucks......Nice idea for a site but you suck worse than I my friend!... If ya love fat chicks.... Yeah this is what i AM INTO! Anyone got a bucket? Born without a face Man is this
weird! The Subservient Chicken.com You just HAVE to try this out! Magic 8 Ball Ask it if I will be getting laid this year! I asked and it said "Not Likely" Go figure, Man this thing really knows it's shit! Amusing Pics.com Looks pretty good I found a few funny things. Manties.net Are you kidding? They aren't even in my color! Megomuseum.com If you enjoy flashing back to toys of your childhood, or now... Global Orgasm For Peace Day December 22nd is the 2nd anual Global Orgasm for Peace Day. Computer Stupidities This site documented tech support calls and other idiotic computer issues. Differently-Abled Kids Don't know what to buy that retard for X-mas this year? Lego Ice Cube Trays I thought this was kinda neat.
Eagles Related Sites
Sports Encyclopedia.com A decent site for sports fans. Eagles Info The eagles page from Sports Encyclopedia.com Skillz 2 Die 4 Eagles Football Page
This guy made some INCREDIBLE Eagles season highlight clips set to music. They are pretty big but WELL worth it. The Nest Of death! Another fan site you should visit! One Crazy Fan.com An Eagle's website bringing together Eagles fans from around the country. I'll keep this site here for the entire season. Flying Bird Hat.com I always wanted one of these. Here's where you get em! Cheesesteak Hat.com If the flying bird hat is just too silly, try one of THESE! (No Joe, you can't eat it)
Virtual Candy Hearts Ok so valentines Day is here! Chickenhead.com In the spirit of Valentines Day. This is sorta funny. You can generate a Dear John letter and e-mail it.
Web Design Help
A-Free Guestbook.com A free guestbook for web pages. MP3 Players for websites. I found this trolling for embedded website MP3 players. Q-Chat If you want a really cool chatroom on your site that no one uses (like I do) get it here. Its really a fantastic free tool for websites. Mike's Free Gifs.com A place where I animated graphics from time to time. Pats Web Graphics If I find half decent web grapics sites I like to link em. Dave's siteA very helpful HTML tutorial for beginners that I have used myself many times.
Weather Gifs Just some weather related graphics for websites. St. Pat's Gifs St. Pats? Well I am cleaning out my favorites folder! Just another site for St. Pats Gifs. Everything Dolphins.com I love dolphins, here are a bunch of dolphin sounds. War sound effects Here are sounds related to guns and war. Sports Graphics Sports Gif files, NFL logo gifs. (for websites) Camarades.com Free cam software. I recommend using Yahoo or MSN Messenger for one on ones. But as far as broadcasting free to just anyone, this is the one you see on my main page. Its Free! Lights animations This is just free gifs having to do with lights. Flowers and rose Gifs. Basically a decent site for Flower graphics. Star Wars Graphics Nice site for Star Wars Graphics Gifs.net Just a site for gif animations. Rainbow Text Just an easy place to make rainbow colored text for websites. HTML Color codes Here is a helpful page for finding the color codes for HTML. A jukebox This is for someone who wishes to place a small java script jukebox on their website. I'm sure you can configure it to play mp3s. EC Sull Went here looking for gifs. Java Boutique.com This is a great collection of free java scripts to use on your site. Jeanna's movie wavs Here are some movie and TV sound clips.. Add a chatroom to your website. This is where I got the incredible chatroom that I use on my site. There are other chats you can use but I wont waste your time listing them because this one is free and nothing compares to it. Amazing Animations Great gif site for graphics 3D Text Maker Just another site I use for graphics. Animal Sounds Great gif site for animal sounds. Construction Gifs Working on your website? Need "Under Construction" Gifs? Here is a nice collection. Turbo Polls.com Free Polls for websites. Jahozafat.com Great place for movie sound files. The Wave Cave Just a place I found some sound clips Absolute Web Graphics Tons of free graphics for websites. Java Applets A website for Java applets. These are basically for me, might not be of interest you guys.
Rate My Poo.com Now I've seen everything. I still think I'm gonna post mine someday. I'll let you all know. Why not? LOL Drop Dead Ugly I wouldnt view this one at work. Meat or Accident? See how good you are! Barbie Movie NC-17 I thought this was creative.
Send me your wound. A whole site devoted to messed up wounds, if ya get wounded?, Send it on in! Kiss for the camera.com A site where you rate on girls kissing other girls? Terrible site, I never go here! Rotten.com Revisiting a site that hasn't lost its touch. I'd lay off this one at work. Decapitated Man. This is just too fucked up, beware a bit graphic. Porn Titles Not pornographic really, but maybe not for work! Porn movie titles based on TV show and movie titles. Vibrators.com Danni? Diva Milkshake GOOD LORD! Beaver Bong.com NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Thanks Larry! I recently described to Dewbbie that its like a hobby revealing stuff that you wouldnt normally look for. This about as close to releasing porn as I will get folks! Rate my implants I'm not about porn, this is just fun. (Not safe for work) Take a look at the "Bottom 25" as well as the top.......ewwww!