Ok I know me best so I'm going to describe me. Well lets see. I have to describe myself as someone who enjoy's being alone. I laugh at everything eventually. I try real hard not to let things bother me. I'm honest but I don't think everything I do is everyones business. I share what I want to when I want to, if I want to. I'm sarcastic as hell and well its because its the way I express myself. Plain and simple its all for laughs. Basically if I'm not picking on you, I don't like you. Its all in fun, have a sense of humor about yourself or don't talk to me at all. I don't have the time. I have bad luck with women and I have bad luck with car accidents (none were my fault) I've cheated major injury and death several times. I'm a problem solver (especially with Pcs) I won't quit till I fix it. Also with underwear, buy dark colors....problem solved! I flirt its fun and harmless. I talk to many people cause I'm allowed. I went from driving a truck for 14 years to having an actual career started. I (was) a helpdesk analyst for a securities company. Now I work for a company that deals in healthcare. I won't mention the name because I don't know that they want to be associated with this train wreck of a website! I don't profess to be a genius by any means, I am still learning every day. What you see is what you get with me. I keep secrets. I am a good listener. But I can also be opinionated if I'm not careful. I try to keep that to a minimum if I can help it. I'm a talker, I ask questions when I want to know. I'm not afraid to ask anything. I have more friends that I know what to do with and even more friendly aquaintances. I'll tell you how I feel even if you don't like it. I treat everyone the way I wish to be treated. I did drugs in the past, I was arrested for DUI. If you don't learn from your mistakes you are doomed to make them again. I've made great leaps and bounds over the past year and I plan to continue that trend. I'm not always the best at keeping in touch, been a fault forever. I like all food that is bad for me. Not that I don't like some healthy foods. If it doesnt taste good, I dont want it. Its pretty simple, I'll try just about anything though. I love gadgets, any kind, anything computer related. I am patient and I lose patience with people who arent. I don't like stupid people. I can get a good idea about someone after just a few sentences. I like ice in my soda. I wont drink it otherwise. I don't dance or sing. I like to drink beer. I am single, never been married and I have no children. Nor am I in any rush. I love The Simpsons, there is not a funnier show on the air. I hate "reality TV" cause its not reality. I don't like boring people. I hate liars. We all tell white lies, leave those out of it. I don't believe in god or the devil or any other higher power. You can if you want to, I don't care. I just believe you should be a good person. I love Milk but not when its even close to the "sell by" date. I can smell funny milk a mile away. I am a fan of genesis and Phil Collins music. I really like the Foo Fighters these days. I love 70s and 80s crap. Mostly easy listening and pop stuff. Oh don't deny it so do you! This is all sorta thrown up there all at once I'm sure I have more to add.

3-21-05 I'm alive here's me at 2 Months. I look like I was up to something then! Not much has changed except I drool more NOW........

I just threw this in for kicks, I'm lucky I wasnt snatched up to be the posterchild for Jerry's Kids! I look like an idiot!!! Lol thats me in 1969.

Me June 1969

Just me in a tub.

I owned 2 ducks when I was but a young lad. Herman & Suzie. Finally we let them go one day at a resivoir where other ducks and geese hung out. We took them down to the water and then ran back and jumped in the car! I love ducks for some odd reason. It was the first word I spoke as well because we had this porcelin duck hanging on our wall. I used to point at it and one day I just said "duck". Boy those ducks tasted great!

March 71

Me at just about 3 yrs old. My eyes are a strange shape!!!

Ahhh 1972 in Wildwood NJ. Is the look on my face any indication of how I act now? I was just a young Jedi wiseass. I had much to learn.

Here is me and my Mom and Dad on my 4th B-day. Or is that Austin Powers? My Mother was pregnant with my brother Jimmy at the time. I only had 4 months left to be the only child.

Not real sure this pic had no date on it. I think im like 5 or 6?

Gradually gaining weight, here's me in 1981 after my Confirmation. I wish I could tell you why people take another name in the Catholic religion. Like I gave a rats ass then! Or now for that matter. Look at the gay flowing robe. Jesus wouldn't even be caught dead in this thing! It must have been cut too long as well, not one priest hit on me. And Joseph, why the hell did I choose that name? I couldn't even tell you. It's all so damn ridiculous!

I wasnt fat! I was big boned! Jesus no wonder I never scored at 14 Look at me! Louie Anderson come to mind? Its a wonder I didnt drink a bleach cocktail at 14!

OK here's a laugh, Me in 86-87. Why did I get my picture taken in an Ozzy Ozbourne T-shirt? And whats with the arrow head necklace? What am I a fucking navahoe? Of all creatures GREAT AND SMALL! I look like a bad actor on an early 80's aftershool special! Ya know now I thank each and every one of you for allowing me to be me. Looking back I shoulda choked all of you for allowing it!

This was taken like 10 years ago at my friend Dave's cabin near Penn State College. I had long hair til 1998! what the hell?

1996 or 97 30th Birthday party for my friend John. Left Jo Jo Droxler. Middle My hot little ex Debbie who went her own way and is doing well from what I last heard. Right an heavy aging (Me) I was so much better than that! Go ahead, LAUGH! I AM!

The above is the most recent picture I have of my family It was taken April 21st at my Father's Birthday dinner. Top Left: Uncle Fester. Top Middle: Pugsley (My bro Jimmy) Top Right Wednesday (Jimmy's wife Gina) Bottom left:Mortisha (Rosemarie, aka Mommy)Bottom right: Gomez (Don, Dad)

The above pic was taken a few months ago, sometime in 2004. This was taken in my friend John's basement. Left to Right ME, Elliot, John, Matt and Dave.

Click the above picture to see my incredible performance on NBC 10 news. March 19th 2004.