7-7-09 How come all of the Brinks Home Securities commercials always have white guys robbing someone's house? Not to mention they look like longshoremen. Black clothes, ski hats, and a 5 o'clock shadow. Christ they're a mask and of a few white stripes shy of the hamburgler! Just sayin....... And whats with the way they break into these homes? It's never a quiet entry. They're breaking in the front door like a team of Navy seals. Even if there were no alarm someone in the next county would hear.

6-24-09 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!? Wonderful..... just when I bought tickets to the come back tour! Now we get to hear what an icon this whacko was. Who gave a shit about him yesterday? Now people are lining up outside the hospital? Let's all put on one glove and wave goodbye to the (alleged) child groping, joker-like freak known as Michael Jackson. Goodbye creeepy! So? what better time to make a second comeback? Poor Farrah, she dies today too of cancer and now she's just a blurb.

3-1-09 I got nothing right now other than I recently purchased Call of Duty World at War for X-Box 360. Looking forward to playing..... Oh and Christine had a dream about riding an ostritch... Who knows what the fuck is wrong with her though.

2-25-09 Its Ash Wednesday Catholics! Don't forget to make yourself look stupid and put ashes on your forehead! I'd like to now pay tribute to the 2 members of the Chuck Mangione Band that died so tragically on flight 3407 just a short time ago..... Take it away Chuck! Let's everyone welcome my friend and yours..........Chadwick.... He was a good man.....A good man I do not have a picture of.. But he can send one of him giving me the finger if he wanted to.. Welcome Chadwick.

2-15-09 Here's one thing that changed about me since I last spoke..... I stopped saying "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I have only occasionally slipped few times in about 4 or 5 months, but I have generally cut the phrase out. It's stupid, and I am no longer giving out my blessings. Now I just sit there and say nothing. In fact, its the sneezer who should be apologizing to me for letting out a sudden, disruptive sound.

2-10-09 Crap I accidentally erased this entry! !!! Let's see what did I say? Something like, And then a long time went by and nothing happened...... I celebrated my 40th birthday, thanks K&M and friends and family! If you weren't invited don't worry, I wouldn't have invited half of the people there! (Including the host and hostess! (Just kidding!)Blah blah blah, I'm old.